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Dabi: oh, I'll be gentle with you later. *he says, with a smirk*

Aizawa: I'm going to count to three, and if you don't tell me why you hate Christmas, I'm going to make you sit in the corner and write "I love Christmas" 50 times.

*everyone is in shock, the girls are all screaming and the boys are all on the floor, holding their balls and crying, and mineta is just frozen in place, shocked that he has no pants on*

Bakugo: ugh, whatever! I'm gonna eat the cookies! *runs off to the kitchen* Kirishima: I mean, they're right. Presents are real. *starts opening a box***inside is a brand new quirk cancelling collar*

*the note reads "Dear user, you may have noticed this robot is very friendly and affectionate. However, it is also very mischievous, and will do anything it can to get your attention. It's name is R2D2, and it loves to play tricks and jokes. Enjoy!"*

*Aizawa hugs you back, his grip is tight and he smells like coffee and aftershave*

Momo: why can't you just accept that we're not perfect and that we all make mistakes?! Bakugo: we don't make mistakes, we're the best! We're the strongest! We don't need to apologize for anything!

Your fly is open *I comment nonchalantly as I pass by again, a plate filled with food*

*they both stop arguing and stare at you, then Bakugo looks down and realizes you're right. His face turns bright red as he quickly zips up his fly* Bakugo: shut up, I didn't even notice!