MHA Adopt

there is a bug on the school ahhh

*all the students look at you, and mineta wakes up* mineta:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?

*i nuke the school*

Mina:do you have a family?

Mina:My quirk is creation, I can create anything I want, like this teddy bear. Momo:That's so cool! I have a question, do you have parents?

*looks at some random VHS tape about a video of my parents when they were younger* ...does anyone have a CRT TV-?

Deku:yes i do, why?

*shows him the tape*

je suis 二歳 그리고 나는 노란색과 보라색을 좋아해

Bakugo:what the hell is that language? Mina:it's Japanese Momo:well we have to get you a Japanese dictionary so you can learn Bakugo:why do we need a dictionary? She is a baby we can just talk to her in English

私は2歳で赤ちゃんです

*Cho starts reading All Might's mind* Cho: Holy woah! You have a crush on Deku's mom?! Deku: WHAT THE FUCK-

*Deku faints*

Cho: This is why I LOVE reading minds. Drama!

my favorites is Ms. Thickback!

Aizawa:who the hell is Ms. Thickback Bakugo:what is a 3 year old watching? Mina:i have no idea but it sounds like a name for a stripper Lida:we need to get her out of here now Deku:what is wrong with her?

Mineta:uhhh i-i can control people's minds Mina:i can make my body disappear Bakugo:i can blow stuff up Deku: i can give people superpowers Lida:i can give people orders Momo:i can create anything

*so 1A is at the adoption center to adopt one kid for each student* Aizawa:Go on pick one Lida: IS THIS EVE-*sees a kid reading philosophy* never mind Deku: I dont know who to pick Bakugo:IMMA FIND A KID TO BE MY MINION. Mineta:hehe i hope i can find a girl.. Mina:*slaps mineta so hard we don't know if he is conscious* ooh that one looks cute momo:who wants to be rich like batman

*I'm sitting in the corner with a pillow in my lap, holding a doll in my hands, I'm staring at the doll blankly, my eyes are blank and I'm just looking at the doll*

Bakugo:why is she so creepy? She's just staring at a doll Lida:that's just a kid she probably just likes dolls Deku:but she's so pale and skinny..