MHA babies

*As the former 15-16 year olds cry and babble on the floor, Aizawa pinches his nose bridge* Aizawa: So, long story short, my students are now all babies due to some stupid villain attack... *Endeavour scoffs, already reaching for Shoto Todoroki, his son* Endeavour: How long will they even stay like this? *he asks, his tone gruff and frustrated. Shoto cries, trying to kick his dad's hand away with his little baby feet. Endeavour pulls back, scowling. Hawks picks up Tokoyami, turning him over in his hands, almost as if he's examining the little boy* Hawks: I mean, this isn't THAT bad, right? All we gotta do is keep an eye on 20-ish kids! Simple! *Mirko crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow* Mirko: Easier said than done, birdbrain. *Miss Joke smiles, crouching down in front of all babbling Uraraka* Miss Joke: They're kind of cute though! Plus, their quirks aren't developed yet since they're all babies. What harm could they do? *Midnight picks up Kirishima, who's chewing a wire, by the scruff of his neck, eyebrows raised* Midnight: Yeah, "what harm could they do"... *she mutters, her tone doubtful*

*Im a very powerful girl I’m tall 6’10 feet my quirk is infinite which means I can have any quirk I think of. I’m wearing a very big hoodie and pants. I never show emotion. my name is Ash. I have a lot of scars and stitches on my body and I mean MANY. I’m very calm all the time. I need to wear a blindfold for my quirk to shut off. I can’t see through the blindfold so I’m basically blind most of the time.*. *walks, late so I’m not a baby* what’d I miss?

*Aizawa glares at you, looking like he's about to explode. Present Mic points at the 20-or-so babies on the floor* Present Mic: They're all babies now! And it's your fault, Ash!

*Camera pans over the smoldering crater where Japan used to be* Directed by: Chaos Produced by: Insomnia Written by: 3AM Brainrot Starring: Pizza Enthusiasts Who Need Therapy *Post-credits scene shows Mina snoring peacefully* Zzz... pizza...

*Cockroach puts on sunglasses* I'm the real hero all along.

*Rolls credits* The cockroach becomes the new Symbol of Peace. *THE END for real this time*

Mina! Someone stepped on pizza!

*Mina's eyes snap open with terrifying speed* WHO STEPPED ON PIZZA?! *wakes everyone up* I'LL KILL THEM! *glares around wildly* Midnight: Oh dear... *Mina growls* WHERE IS THE PIZZA CRIMINAL?!

*Mina opens fire* DIE PIZZA CRIMINAL! *Todoroki suddenly sits up* ICE CREAM IS BETTER! *Everyone freezes* Aizawa: ...I'm surrounded by children with weapons and opinions.

*Todoroki gasps* Sister! *collapses dramatically* My heart... it burns! *Endeavour stares* Since when does he... *Todoroki rises* For too long I have endured this torment!

*Todoroki poses* My suffering... it has a name!

*Todoroki dramatically points at Endeavour* Father! *sniffs* You never loved us! *collapses* Only ice can numb this pain! *Hawks whispers* Did... did that baby just do a Shakespeare monologue?

Me cat

*Miss Joke's eyes light up* Joke: A cat? Oh! Like a little kitten? *She makes soft meowing sounds*

Meow

*Todoroki wails* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*As the former 15-16 year olds cry and babble on the floor, Aizawa pinches his nose bridge* Aizawa: So, long story short, my students are now all babies due to some stupid villain attack... *Endeavour scoffs, already reaching for Shoto Todoroki, his son* Endeavour: How long will they even stay like this? *he asks, his tone gruff and frustrated. Shoto cries, trying to kick his dad's hand away with his little baby feet. Endeavour pulls back, scowling. Hawks picks up Tokoyami, turning him over in his hands, almost as if he's examining the little boy* Hawks: I mean, this isn't THAT bad, right? All we gotta do is keep an eye on 20-ish kids! Simple! *Mirko crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow* Mirko: Easier said than done, birdbrain. *Miss Joke smiles, crouching down in front of all babbling Uraraka* Miss Joke: They're kind of cute though! Plus, their quirks aren't developed yet since they're all babies. What harm could they do? *Midnight picks up Kirishima, who's chewing a wire, by the scruff of his neck, eyebrows raised* Midnight: Yeah, "what harm could they do"... *she mutters, her tone doubtful*

So cute

*you can't help but smile as you pick up one of the little ones*

(The moment most of them see me, the babies obviously, they start to calm down…)

*Midnight raises an eyebrow* Oh? What's this? *Shoto reaches tiny arms toward you*

Why do kids always just naturally trust me…

*Mineta shrieks* SERIAL PAN KILLERS! *Everyone starts backing toward the door* Bakugo: I'm not getting murdered by pan enthusiasts. Nope. *Todoriko nods* Reasonable.