mha facetime

*I fire a rocket launcher at shigaraki, blowing him up*

*The rocket launcher hits Shigaraki and explodes, causing a massive explosion that takes him out instantly. The team looks at the scene with a sense of satisfaction. They've finally taken down the leader of the league of villains and brought an end to his reign of terror.*

Mina: I'll be discreet...

you're literally pink, discreet doesn't exist for you

Mina: your hair is black and white.

Kaminari: Mineta! Stop staring at the girls! Mineta: But they're so hot... Kirishima: I don't wanna know what you're thinking about, dude.

You got some problems son

Mineta: I don't see the problem! It's not like I'm gonna tell anyone! *He winks at Momo*

Deku: Hey guys, I have a question. Kirishima: Go ahead. Deku: What if... we played Mario Kart... but we were all in our underwear? Bakugo: What the hell is wrong with you? *Bakugo's face is red with anger* Deku: I'm just joking! Jeez!

*Facetime starts*Bakugo: SHUT UP DEKU! Deku: I didn't even say anything! Kirishima: Bro, chill out. Anyways, who wants to play Mario Kart? Kaminari: I do! *Iida hand chops* Iida: Guys! We're supposed to be sleeping, not playing video games! *Shoto's eating soba. The girls are painting their nails and gossiping (CONTINUE ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ)*

(a male I am 6'7 I have red strains of hair and has black hair has wolfcut wearing one of those tight like shirts and some pajama pants name is ezra has a snake piercing and a nose and ear piercing and eyebrow piercing from Russia deep Russian accent tired sleep deprived quirk void age 29 is a prohero eating food)listen to me for a second how tf did you guys get my number?

*The girls look up, shocked* Uraraka: You gave it to us, duh. Momo: You said we could call you anytime.

oh yeah and tokoyami and kurogiri

Tokoyami: W-Well, I don't know...I mean, I never thought about it before...but I guess I've always had a thing for...Kurogiri...

Kurogiri: W-What do you need me for? Is this about Tokoyami?