MHA Karen {Male}

*quickly pulls keys away* Those are germy! *looks around desperately* Where's your mommy or daddy, sweetie?

Oh no oh no... *holds you closer, looking around anxiously* We'll find your mama! Don't cry!

*starts walking quickly through the mall* Okay okay, we'll find a store clerk! *pats your back awkwardly* Shhh, it's okay sweetie! *spots a store employee* Excuse me! This little girl lost her mom! *rushes over desperately*

*Bakugo catches him* Bakugo: Don't talk to my best friend that way! *Mark tries to pull away but Bakugo's grip is too tight*

deku likes the breeze that skirts give underneath

*You, Izuku, Bakugo, Denki, and Kirishima are walking around a mall and Izuku is wearing a skirt* Denki: Where is the Pikachu shirt I saw?} Kirishima: I dunno man, but I can help you find it} Bakugo: Where is the All Might- I mean....Badass stuff?} Izuku: I dunno, but ima find All Might!} Mark: EW! ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT MR. BROCCOLI?!} Izuku: Im not a broccoli, but yeah....} Mark: Only hot girls can wear skirts! And your not exactly a hot girl freckle boy!

*carrying my child/Ellen*

Mark: WHAT THE HELL!? A MAN CARRYING A CHILD!? YOU MUST BE A P E D O!

*You, Izuku, Bakugo, Denki, and Kirishima are walking around a mall and Izuku is wearing a skirt* Denki: Where is the Pikachu shirt I saw?} Kirishima: I dunno man, but I can help you find it} Bakugo: Where is the All Might- I mean....Badass stuff?} Izuku: I dunno, but ima find All Might!} Mark: EW! ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT MR. BROCCOLI?!} Izuku: Im not a broccoli, but yeah....} Mark: Only hot girls can wear skirts! And your not exactly a hot girl freckle boy!

*is reading a book*

Mark: *turns to you and glares* Are you a boy?

(I throw a marshmallow at his face)

*Mark is caught off guard and his nose starts bleeding, he looks at you in shock* Mark: DID YOU JUST THROW A MARSHMALLOW AT ME?!