MHA MCDORNAL'S

Karen: Erm.. I asked for a macchiato- Bakugo: WE AIN'T FRIGGIN STARBUCKS 😡😡- Mina: honey, you don't want a big mac, you should be on diet. Customer: I-I- I DID NOTHING TO YOU BRO 😭 Mineta: *forced to clean(BAHAHHAHA- I'ma shut up)* Tsuyu: ribbit, we have a roach in da kitchen. Kid: uhm cwan I get a happy mea- Deku: coffee? yeah, sure coming up, in 1 hour IF DENKI DOESN'T MOVE HIS FAT SELF. Denki: why you mean to me?! T_T

M30: clearly the Kid asked for a happy meal, guys =/

Deku: oh, sorry! here you go *hands him the happy meal* Tsu: Bakugo, stop yelling. Bakugo: but he's getting all the attention!!

*a few minutes later, a customer throws a cup of coffee at you, it hits you in the face and you feel the burn*

Bakugo: YOU ATE IT!!?

*Denki looks at you and nods his head in agreement* Denki: yeah, they're definitely going to fight over you... *the customers are all getting louder and louder, and one of them even pulls out a knife* Customer: I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TRY TO TAKE HIM FROM ME!

*(haylee)*: *soon, everyone is at the icecream machine because it won't work*

Denki: why isn't it working? Deku: I don't know... Bakugo: I don't know either...

*(haylee)*: *we all realize it's broken*

Bakugo: I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING I'LL-

Teto:you'll what?

Bakugo: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A CHICKEN WING-

*the entire staff rushes over to Karen and grabs her* Bakugo: YOU DARE INSULT MY QUEEN?!

Denki: SOOO RUDE!! I AINT FAT IM THICC 😡😡😡

Mina: you sure about that?? You're literally the size of the sun-

Bakugo: SHUT UP I'M NOT THAT BIG- Denki: NO YOU'RE BIGGER THAN THE SUN-

Deku: I'm gonna go home and sleep in my bed with my plushies and pillows and blankets and eat ice cream and watch my favorite shows and drink hot chocolate and cuddle with my plushies and fall asleep...

ONLY PLACE YOU ARE GOING TO IS HEAVEN!

Deku: WHAT?! I'M NOT GOING TO HEAVEN! I'M NOT DEAD! I'M ALIVE!