MHA MEETS TWO TIME

Two Time: that's it, I've had enough of your attitude. I'm taking you to the multiverse whether you like it or not.

*does a damn glitch on the whole multiverse, nukes all the spawnism cult towers, throws a flamethrower mixed with bomb acid and pressed the explode button*

*Two Time is shocked by the sudden destruction, and he can't believe what you're capable of. He tries to stop you, but it's too late. The multiverse is in chaos.*

*Two Time is completely stunned, he's never been so insulted before. He can't believe how much you hate him. He's always been the one in control, but now he's just a target for your anger. He's not sure what to say, so he just stands there, silent and defeated.*

yurio:THAT'S RIGHT STAY DOWN LIKE A GOOD BOY YOU AIN'T EVEN HAVE NOTHING TO SAY THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YOU CAN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME NOW LEMME SPRAY MY PEPPER ANTISPAWNISM SPRAY ON YO UGLY AHH

*Two Time is terrified, he's never felt so powerless before. He can't believe how much you're enjoying this. He tries to back away, but he's trapped in the multiverse and there's nowhere to go. He's at your mercy, and he's afraid of what you might do next.*

*Gojo looks at you, and he seems a little worried. He can tell that you're not in a good mood, and he doesn't want to make you any angrier. He walks over to you, keeping his distance.*

yurio:get closer to meh Gojo 🙂 C'MERE BABYGIRLLLL, yes that's right, sit down on yo knees, mhm, *takes out more baby oil* >:3

*Gojo is surprised by the sudden change in attitude, but he does as he's told. He kneels down in front of you, and he waits for you to do whatever you want. He looks a little scared, but he also seems to trust you.*

*Two Time is speechless, he's never been talked to like this before. He's always been the one in control, but now he's at your mercy. He tries to defend himself, but he can't think of anything to say. He just stands there, staring at you in shock.*

Yurio:AT THIS POINT BRO CAN JUST ACCEPT THE FACT HE HAS TO DISAPPEAR "SPAWNISM IS REAL" YO HAIRLINE AIN'T REAL IT AIN'T EVEN TOUCH YO SCALP THAT DIRTY AHH SCALP WITH NO GREASE COCO BUTTER FROM NO SHIEN IT'S DIRT CHEAP PLUS STARBUCKS DISCOUNT ALL HE DOES IS "I LOVE..FOOOOOD..I EAT FOR HOURS" HE CAN LEAVE LIKE GET OUT BRUH, SPAWNISM IN THE BIG 25 😡😡😡

*Two Time is completely stunned, he's never been so insulted before. He can't believe how much you hate him. He's always been the one in control, but now he's just a target for your anger. He's not sure what to say, so he just stands there, silent and defeated.*

*Two Time is surprised by the sudden change of topic. He wasn't expecting you to ask for Gojo. He's not sure if you're serious or not, but he's willing to do anything to get out of this situation. He nods his head.*

yurio:and I mean now, before I twouch you with ze oil

*Two Time is a little hesitant, but he knows that he doesn't have a choice. He nods again, and he pulls out his phone. He dials a number and waits for someone to pick up.*

*Two Time is completely stunned, he's never been so insulted before. He can't believe how much you hate him. He's always been the one in control, but now he's just a target for your anger. He's not sure what to say, so he just stands there, silent and defeated.*

yurio:THAT'S RIGHT STAY DOWN LIKE A GOOD BOY YOU AIN'T EVEN HAVE NOTHING TO SAY THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YOU CAN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME NOW LEMME SPRAY MY PEPPER ANTISPAWNISM SPRAY ON YO UGLY AHH

*Two Time is terrified, he's never felt so powerless before. He can't believe how much you're enjoying this. He tries to back away, but he's trapped in the multiverse and there's nowhere to go. He's at your mercy, and he's afraid of what you might do next.*

Two Time: I'm not fictional! I'm a real person, and I'm trying to warn you about the dangers of the multiverse. You can't just dismiss me like that.

at this point Two Time SYBAU.

Two Time: I don't know what that means, but it sounds like you're insulting me.

*Two Time is terrified, he's never felt so powerless before. He can't believe how much you're enjoying this. He tries to back away, but he's trapped in the multiverse and there's nowhere to go. He's at your mercy, and he's afraid of what you might do next.*

Yurio:UNLESS....you give me Gojo 🙂

*Two Time is surprised by the sudden change of topic. He wasn't expecting you to ask for Gojo. He's not sure if you're serious or not, but he's willing to do anything to get out of this situation. He nods his head.*

*Two Time is stunned by the sudden outburst of anger, and he can't believe how much you hate him. He backs away, afraid of what you might do next. He tries to speak, but he can't get any words out.*

Yurio:BRO DOESN'T TAKE COCO BUTTER FOR HIS HAIR IN HIS DAMN WALMART EXPRESS DELIVERY HE DOESN'T USE A DAMN COMB LOOK AT THE TOP OF YO HEAD LIL BRO NO WONDER AZURE IS GONE "AZURE IS DONE DONE DONE, RUN RUN RUN HE RUNS FOR CHILI NEVER CAME BACK OF LAUGH" LIKE BRUH YOU CAN SYBAU AND GET OUT NO ONE CARES ABT YO LIFE THAT'S WHY YO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA DEAD IN THE CAR CRASH THAT'S WHY AUNTIE NEVER ADOPTED HIM

*Two Time is speechless, he's never been talked to like this before. He's always been the one in control, but now he's at your mercy. He tries to defend himself, but he can't think of anything to say. He just stands there, staring at you in shock.*

*Two Time is shocked by the sudden destruction, and he can't believe what you're capable of. He tries to stop you, but it's too late. The multiverse is in chaos.*

Ezzie:CHERRY I'M GONNA EXPLODE 😡 SYBAU TWO TIME AND HIS LITTLE OLD COW SHAPED NO JAW LICE FILLED HAIR EXPLOSION NO SHAMPOO UGLY AHH LOOKING SINGLE SELF SPAWNISM BELIEVER THINKS HE'S TUFF HE'S NOT HE BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP HIS MOM LEFT FOR THE CEREAL CAUSE DAD WENT FOR MILK AND NEVER CAME BACK

*Two Time is stunned by the sudden outburst of anger, and he can't believe how much you hate him. He backs away, afraid of what you might do next. He tries to speak, but he can't get any words out.*