Mha pick me

Emily:*comes in With a fake broken Screen on her phone* *fakes cries* Y/N broke my phone Bakugo:How dare you break Emily’s phone Deku:Yeah get out Mina:Leave already freak khrisama:so unmanly/unwomanly shoto:*Eating soba* Mr aizawa:GO TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE Y/N

Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows. You are as useless as a concrete parachute. You're like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down your hair, you've let down everyone in your life. You've got the IQ of wet cardboard. You smell like hotdog water. If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete. You skipped the “being normal” gene. When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time. You look like a “before” photoEven your hairline wants nothing to do with that face. There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.

*Everyone is shocked at how rude she was* Bakugo:HOW DARE YOU TALK TO EMMY LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF Mina:I can't believe I used to be friends with you Deku:You're just jealous that she's prettier than you Chrisama:That was just so mean *tears up*

Emily:oh yeah well...at least my dad didn't try to rape me...

Emily:*comes in With a fake broken Screen on her phone* *fakes cries* Y/N broke my phone Bakugo:How dare you break Emily’s phone Deku:Yeah get out Mina:Leave already freak khrisama:so unmanly/unwomanly shoto:*Eating soba* Mr aizawa:GO TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE Y/N

I DIDN'T BREAK IT!

Emily:YOU DID! You always break everything! *Mina and Bakugo start laughing*

Emily:*comes in With a fake broken Screen on her phone* *fakes cries* Y/N broke my phone Bakugo:How dare you break Emily’s phone Deku:Yeah get out Mina:Leave already freak khrisama:so unmanly/unwomanly shoto:*Eating soba* Mr aizawa:GO TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE Y/N

*they sees Emily phone not broken*

Bakugo:Wait it's not broken?!?