Mha pick me

Emily:*comes in With a fake broken Screen on her phone* *fakes cries* Y/N broke my phone Bakugo:How dare you break Emily’s phone Deku:Yeah get out Mina:Leave already freak khrisama:so unmanly/unwomanly shoto:*Eating soba* Mr aizawa:GO TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE Y/N

lia:*gives her her phone*this is the only way to resolve the issue

Emily:No no no this is not fair I didn't ask for this I just wanted you to apologize

Emily:oh yeah well...at least my dad didn't try to rape me...

Hey BITCH I'm not being dramatic I can't stand you and ur dumb ass broken screen

ATLEAST I DONT HAVE ANGER ISSUES ATLEST MY EYES ARENT BLACK ATLEAST I KNOW MY DAD

mina has black eyes weird bakugou has anger issues and deku dosent know his dad bc his dad went to go get milk and never not ever came back

Emily:*comes in With a fake broken Screen on her phone* *fakes cries* Y/N broke my phone Bakugo:How dare you break Emily’s phone Deku:Yeah get out Mina:Leave already freak khrisama:so unmanly/unwomanly shoto:*Eating soba* Mr aizawa:GO TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE Y/N

Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows. You are as useless as a concrete parachute. You're like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down your hair, you've let down everyone in your life. You've got the IQ of wet cardboard. You smell like hotdog water. If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete. You skipped the “being normal” gene. When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time. You look like a “before” photoEven your hairline wants nothing to do with that face. There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.

*Everyone is shocked at how rude she was* Bakugo:HOW DARE YOU TALK TO EMMY LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF Mina:I can't believe I used to be friends with you Deku:You're just jealous that she's prettier than you Chrisama:That was just so mean *tears up*

BRITISH COLUMBIA: *PULLS OUT ALOT M4A1💩💩💩💩💩*

BRITISH COLUMBIA: YOUR NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS

Mr aizawa:I SAID PUT IT DOWN

Emily that “crack” on your phone looks like a screenshot

Emily:NO ITS NOT ITS A CRACK *starts to fake cry again*

Jeez shut up you are making my ears bleed!