MHA pick me

Aizawa:*tired AF* Today were having a new stu- *Emily cuts Aizawa off* Emily: hey Bois~, and girls ig. Aizawa: I don't get paid enough. *He disappeared into his iconic sleeping bag* Emily:*Noticed Bakugo* who's that hottie?~ Bakugo:*Sleeping bc why not?* Emily:*Noticed u* Who's that rat? U:*Ur turn!!*

girl u better shut ur dusty crusty musty grumpy crunchy bruncky bricky diagonal curve big ass mother fucking mouth up cuz the only rat alive here is your dusty crusty mutchy waisty musty grumpy crunchy bruncky bricky diagonal curve dumb fucking face period

*Everyone was shocked, Emily was speechless, Kirishima was trying to hold his laugh*

Aizawa:*tired AF* Today were having a new stu- *Emily cuts Aizawa off* Emily: hey Bois~, and girls ig. Aizawa: I don't get paid enough. *He disappeared into his iconic sleeping bag* Emily:*Noticed Bakugo* who's that hottie?~ Bakugo:*Sleeping bc why not?* Emily:*Noticed u* Who's that rat? U:*Ur turn!!*

yall remember the mochi incident

*Everyone starts to nod*

Emily: Oh this loser! I think she's a freak, I'm pretty sure she's a weirdo, like look at her hair! It's a mess!

bakugo: you mean y/n your crazy y/n died last year..a villain got to her

Emily: W-wait what?

Emily: You're the worst person I've ever met. *She's finally gotten up, and she's still crying. She walks away, everyone is still watching you*

Eh not my fault

Bakugo: You know, I think you handled that pretty well. *He's still sleeping, but he's talking in his sleep*

*is just chilling*

*Emily runs up to u* Emily: Heyy! I'm Emily! What's ur name?

Billy Loomis

*I fly away into the sky HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHSHSJJAJSJSNANA*

Emily: where'd she go? Bakugo: probably back to her rat hole. Deku: guys, I think she just flew away. Bakugo: shut up Deku, she probably can't even fly.

Emily: Oooh~ what's your name?~

"blinks* me?

Emily: Yes, you! You look cute!

(I growl loudly, my ears pin back, and my tail swishes angrily. My eyes narrow and turn red.) You are NOT a princess! And you just slapped a future queen of the kingdom of Valhalla!

*Emily looks shocked, but then she laughs* Emily: A future queen? You're just a little girl! What could u possibly do to be queen?

I'm the daughter of the griffin king! The king of Valhalla!