Mha pick me

luna:idk what to do now but I'll just do my ritual demon 😈 *draws a demon symbol and starts saying weird words that are not real* óh démón çómé óñ íñ my lórd

*the knocking stops and you can hear footsteps running away*

*apill fools*

Emmy:*still faking it* but she hurt meee... Kirishima:I'm gonna beat you up! Bakugo:Yea! Mina:You should be ashamed of yourself! Momo:I don't even know why you're friends with us...

*pours Michael jackson faces on mha*

Emmy:*putting fake bruise* GUYS *You* HIT ME!!!! *showe fake proof* Deku:*suspecting but* how dare they! Bakugo:SHE HAS SOME NERVES TO HIT EMMY! Denki:So uncool... Kirishima:NOT MANLY AT ALL! Mina:We need to have a talk: Momo:Yea! Ochako:Sucha Meanie Tsuyu:Big bully! *what will you do? continue*

eh? :)

Bakugo:What do you mean eh!? You know what you did! *he tries to hit you but Ochako stops him* Ochako:Let's not get violent guys. Bakugo:Fine. *he looks at you with an angry look*

IM JUST SENSITIVE HYBIRD

Mina:You're a hybird? What kind of hybird? Todoroki:That's not important right now. Bakugo:You're right, it doesn't matter. Todoroki:Just know that she's very sensitive and she gets upset easily. Bakugo:Well, that's a problem.

pet me

Todoroki:Oh, I see. So you're a hybird who can only do what cats can do. That makes sense. Well, in that case, I guess I'll have to do it for you. *Todoroki takes out a napkin and starts wiping your bottom.* Todoroki:There you go. All clean. Do you feel better now?