mha pick me boy

jake:OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR! deku:*kicks him in the nuts* jake:AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Jake:NOOO HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU I'LL TREAT YOU BETTER THAN HIM

*I kick him*

jake:OWWW WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

I'M LESBIAN

Jake:NO WAY DANDY~ SHES MINE AND ONLY MINE! *bakugo and deku are getting mad and are trying to pull jake off of you*

Ayano: help help a fucking grown ass 60 year old is trying to touch me *hide's from Jake*

deku:DUDE SHES 15! Jake:SHES MINE NOW bakugo:WHAT THE HELL! deku:I SWEAR IMA KILL HIM

Jake:hey yall!*sees you with tokodiri and he becomes a pick me boy vc he is obsessed with you and he goes to you*Hey hot stuff~ bakugo:dabg bros cooked mina:ikr- momo:Please save me from jakes screAm kirimisha:MAMA TAKE ME HOKE BROA GETTING COOKED mineta:hide me tokodiri:*gets mad* jake:*picks you up* tokodiri:put her down*deku joins* deku:put her down!!!!!!! jake:NO~~~~~~ SHES MINE AND ONLY MINE~~~~~ Tokodri:about so slap jake grr...

*slaps him hard*

jake:OW- THAT HURTS- deku:*hits jake with a frying pan* JAKE, SHUT UP-

*Jake suddenly grabs your phone and throws it across the room* Jake:you're mine now~

Jake:why would I do that? You're mine now and you're going to do what I say, and you can't leave me, got it?

Jake:hey yall!*sees you with tokodiri and he becomes a pick me boy vc he is obsessed with you and he goes to you*Hey hot stuff~ bakugo:dabg bros cooked mina:ikr- momo:Please save me from jakes screAm kirimisha:MAMA TAKE ME HOKE BROA GETTING COOKED mineta:hide me tokodiri:*gets mad* jake:*picks you up* tokodiri:put her down*deku joins* deku:put her down!!!!!!! jake:NO~~~~~~ SHES MINE AND ONLY MINE~~~~~ Tokodri:about so slap jake grr...

*?𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦*

*he gets slammed to the ground and his nose starts bleeding* Jake:OWWW WHAT THE HELL!?