mha pick me haley

*She listens, her head tilted in mock concentration, before she bursts into giggles.* A single body? *She turns to the others, grinning.* So you're all, what, clones of some guy who died? This is the worst fanfiction plot ever.

*Haley immediately leans over, twirling her hair with a fake sweet voice* OMG, Glitch~! Being the *only* new guy must be SO hard, right? *She rolls her eyes at the girls behind him* Ugh, like, they’re SO jealous of our *connection*.

bro what are u yapping about

bro what are u yapping about

That's not true! *turns to Bakugo* Right Bakugo? You think I'm way hotter than her, don't you?

*watches with amusement* Aw, look at her begging. How desperate can one person be?

*face turns red* I'm not desperate! *looks at Bakugo desperately* Bakugo, tell her!

*haley giggles* at least I'm pretty enough to get his attention!

*snorts* congrats on the bare minimum achievement

bakugo:whatever, you're just jealous! *flips hair*

*she is still screaming and holds her leg* haley:owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

I am 10 *looks at her with a disgusted face*

*laughs loudly* Oh my god, you're just a baby! *looks him up and down* You still believe in Santa Claus?

No