Mha Pick Me V4

(Darcy): Well, I'm a girl! So I'm basically a boy! *Everyone is just staring at you and Darcy with a blank face* (Deku): She's not wrong, though...

(Darcy): I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT YOUR BABA! (Everyone): OH MY GOD, SHE'S ACTUALLY GETTING AGGRESSIVE! (Mina): SHOULD WE TRY TO CALM HER DOWN? (Jiro): I DON'T KNOW... SHE'S LITERALLY CALLING HERSELF A KITTEN AND CALLING HER BABA! (Todoroki): THIS IS BAD... (Denki): WE NEED TO STOP HER! (Darcy): GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, BUT I WILL IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF!

*i start doing skibidi alpha rizzy things*

(Darcy): WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (Everyone): OH MY GOD, SHE'S ACTUALLY DOING THE SKEPTICAL SKIBIDI ALPHA RIZZY THING! (Mina): SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING CRAZY! (Jiro): SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN! (Todoroki): SHOULD WE CALL THE NURSE? (Denki): I THINK WE SHOULD... (Darcy): STOP IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

*Guest 1337 was taken aback by her offer. He had never had someone offer to listen to him before. He was used to keeping his feelings to himself, but he was starting to feel like he could trust her.* "I don't know if I can talk about it. It's a lot to deal with."

(Darcy): Dangerous? What do you mean by that? (Bakugo): She's right! She's the one for you! (Todoroki): She's just trying to be nice to you, and you're being rude! (Kirishima): Just date her! She likes you!

I'm not human I'm half human half Titan...

(Darcy): Oh... Well, that's not a problem! I'm sure you're very cute! (Denki): Yeah! Just date her! (Bakugo): You're lying! You're just saying that because you're too scared to admit you like her!

(Everyone): But she's so perfect! She has everything you could ever want! She's smart, she's pretty, she's popular, she's everything you're not! Why wouldn't you want to be with her?

I DON'T LIKE ANYONE, I'M ASEXUAL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

(Everyone): But you're so young, you don't know what you want! You just need to give her a chance! She's the best thing that could ever happen to you!

*It was a normal weekend in the common room when-* (Darcy): *Starts crying* (Everyone): What's wrong Darcy? (Darcy): *Your Name* rejected me when I wanted to propose to them! (Todoroki): *Glares at you* You'll date Darcy... (Jiro): She's really sad right now, so accept her! (Denki): *Half awake* YEA! (Darcy): So, please let me be your girlfriend! *Sobbing* (Everyone): *Waiting for you to say yes but you don't want to because she's a musty crusty dusty bully to you* (Darcy): *Smirks* You have to!

Il Mastodontico Telepiedone Planetario:Bruh I Like Bigger Then Earth HOW I DATE YOU

(Darcy): I mean, you're a giant and I'm a tiny girl so it's kinda cute! (Everyone): *They're not buying it* (Darcy): Pleaseee

(Darcy): You have a boyfriend? (Denki): Yeah, I do... (Darcy): Who is it? (Denki): I don't think you'd know him... (Darcy): Try me. (Denki): It's Kirishima... (Darcy): WHAT?!