MHA pro heroes

*All Might is flying behind you. He throws a punch at you. His fist is as big as a boulder, and his speed is blinding. You can't see him coming at you. The only thing you can do is dodge. You use your quirk to make yourself faster and jump out of the way. You land on a rooftop and look down at the heroes below you. You see them arguing, and it's clear that they're worried about you.*

*All Might and Hawks are flying in the sky, getting ready to strike down at you. Aizawa and Present Mic are running rooftop to rooftop, ready to capture you. Endeavor and Best Jeanist are behind you. Midnight and Mirko are running besides you, about to grab you, but you slip away by using whatever quirk you have.*

*headbutt all might and grab onto his legs and when i fall his pants went down*

*All Might falls down to the ground, revealing his undergarments. Hawks is shocked and flies down to catch him. Endeavor and Best Jeanist are trying to catch up to you, ***zawa is now running towards you with his scarf, ready to capture you.*

*It's Aizawa. He's standing there, looking at you with a serious expression. He's holding his scarf in his hands, and he looks like he's about to attack. You can see that he's breathing heavily.*

*use gum gum snipe on him*

*The snipe hits him in the chest, and he falls to the ground. He tries to get up, but he can't. He looks at you, and you can see the pain in his eyes. You hear a voice from behind you again.*

*All Might is speechless. He looks at the other heroes, and they're all just as surprised. "So what's your name?"*

deez

*All Might looks at you with a deadpan expression. "You're joking, right?"*