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*I snore quietly*

Midnight:he's sleeping so soundly. Hawks:should we just let him sleep?

Ochako:he has a girlfriend.

who?

Ochako:it's Uraraka.

*the man leads the boy through the house, there are children running around everywhere, they are all playing and laughing*

these all look like they're the same age.. you did the dirty multiple times in a row?

honestly I'm impressed

I impregnated a horse 😉

why is he bald?

*the man looks over at the boy who is pointing at one of his children* Man: that is my son, he is 8 years old and he has a condition that causes him to lose his hair at a young age.

Ill call him baldie

Man: how old are you?

oh uh 347 why?

*the man is surprised, he didn't expect the boy to be so young, he looks at the boy with a look of concern* Man: you are only a teenager, how can you have such a deep and sad song?

T'es la meilleure chose qui m'est arrivée Mais aussi la pire chose qui m'est arrivée Ce jour où je t'ai rencontrée, j'aurais peut-être préféré Que ce jour soit jamais arrivé (arrivé) La pire des bénédictions La plus belle des malédictions De toi, j'devrais m'éloigner Mais comme dit le dicton

Plutôt qu'être seul, mieux vaut être mal accompagné" Tu sais c'qu'on dit "Soit près d'tes amis les plus chers" Mais aussi "Encore plus près d'tes adversaires" Mais ma meilleure ennemie, c'est toi Fuis-moi, le pire, c'est toi et

Mais si tu cherches encore ma voix Oublie-moi, le pire, c'est toi et moi Pourquoi ton prénom me blesse Quand il se cache juste là dans l'espace? C'est quelle émotion, ta haine Ou de la douceur

Endeavor:SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU. Hawks:he's right. We're just wasting time. Eraserhead:then why don't we end this now?

NO ERASERHEAD I'M ABOUT TO USE YOU AS A PENCIL ERASER

Bye birdie

I don't know what you think of the year old girl who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the🛋️

Hawks:what are you talking about? Are you saying that you don't trust us because of your past?