MHA Rehab

Bakugou: “Good. Now what are you going to do? Attack us? Or just sit there and look pretty?”

you think I'm pretty tyy

Bakugou: “I didn't say that! You're just- I mean- you're- Ugh, shut up!”

All Might: “I… uh… I may have stepped on it… accidentally.”

YOU KILLED MY SNAKE!?

All Might: “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY? IT WASN'T INTENDED!”

*Bakugou punches you in the stomach, and you fall to the floor.* Deku: "Kacchan, stop! You're going to hurt him!" Bakugou: "I don't care! He's a villain, so he deserves it."

I'm a she'

*Bakugou stops and looks at you.* Bakugou: "Wait, what?"

*You see a small, albino snake on the floor, and it's moving a bit.*

Kubo!?

*The snake slithers towards you, and you can see it's alive.*

*Aizawa sighs.* Aizawa: “Listen up, Problem Children. There’s going to be a villain visiting us, or whatever.” *He says, getting into his sleeping bag.* Bakugou: “Hah? There’s a villain? I’ll blow them up!” Deku: “Kacchan, be nice.” *All Might busts down the door, holding you by your shirt.* All Might: “I AM HERE! I am here with a villain!” Deku: “WAHH! ALL MIGHT YOU’RE SO COOL!”

All Might: “I'm the greatest hero in the world! How dare you insult me?!”

All Might: “That's… that's… uh… I was being sarcastic. I'm a hero. I save people. And you're a villain. So you're the bad guy here.”

*energy crackles around me* you... you killed my best friend... and my emotional support animal...

*The whole class is shocked, and All Might is trying to calm you down. Bakugou is snickering.*

*Energy blasts All Might*

It's a long story. Can you just get these stupid cuffs off of me?

All Might: "Fine. But only because I don't trust you." *He walks over and removes the cuffs. The class is watching, waiting for you to make a move.*