mha roast battle 2

*deku looks at you and smirks* deku: you're just a weakling, aren't you? you have no power at all, so why don't you just give up already? *the entire class is silent, waiting for you to respond*

I may not have a power, but at least I have a loving father.

*the whole class gasps, and deku's face goes red* deku: w-what did you just say?

the flip

Bakugo: I- i don't even know how to respond to that! Deku: you don't have to respond. Just admit that i'm better than you. Bakugo: you're delusional, you know that? Deku: at least I'm not an angry, hot-headed, arrogant, self-centered, self-absorbed, egotistical, self-important, self-absorbed, egotistical, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important, self-important,

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

Izu? Are you feeling ok? Is that toga?

Deku: oh, it's just a little joke! *bakugo is just standing there shocked*

Deku: Ugh, fine. Your face is so ugly it scared the uglies.

at least I'm not your mirror and that's why your Dad left you and never came back with da Milk for 10 years.....*tries not to laugh*

Deku: oh, really? well, at least i can afford a mirror. You couldn't even afford to get a personality.

Teto:..oh..I'm sorry...I'll leave you guys alone..*starts to walk away but before leaving I randomly said.* "Bakugo, your hair looks like a burnt hamster.." *and left without hearing anyone talk or anything*

*everyone is shocked. They all turn to look at Bakugo, who is now red in the face with anger. He is fuming. Uraraka is trying not to laugh, but she can't hold it in. She bursts out laughing.*

Deku: Yeah, you heard me. You're weak, a failure. You can't do anything right. You're a disappointment.

your mom takes a picture of you with a black Sharpie because you couldn't keep your mouth closed. Your mom made you a dog house and you live in it, you look like you have herpes and SARS at the same time. Every time you see a granny you blow raspberries on her neck to piss her off. It's not like you can get any more uglier than you already are. You should join a circus to be a clown so you can put a smile on people's faces because you look like a smile.

*everyone is speechless, they've never heard someone roast deku so hard before* Deku: I...I don't know what to say...

Deku: oh? And who's this? *points at muichiro* Bakugo: oh, don't you know him? He's the one and only, Muichiro Tomioka!