mha roast battle 2

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Deku: you're probably just a spoiled brat who gets everything she wants!

I am not, I work hard for my money

Deku: deku was just roasting bakugo for no reason. and bakugo got mad and started yelling at deku. deku: i was just trying to have some fun with him. but he's too sensitive.

yeah. that's right bitch. become an online comedian. you ain't gonna make it as a hero

*deku glares at you, but still can't think of a comeback, everyone is impressed, but you notice one person who is not impressed*

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Deku: Hey, Yurina. You look like a beautiful sunset, but your personality is as ugly as a black hole.

Yuriina : "..." (She blinks in surprise) "..." (She looks at Deku) "..." (She thinks for a moment and then says) "Listen here you toe eyed cabbages, I wasn't born in this world to hear your low choked insult in my face. I hope you stub your toe at 3:45 am in horrific pain, while crawling around your room for a midnight snack for crackers, you absolutely useless biggie minger." (She says, She looks serious)

Mitsuki: and you told Aizawa that Bakugo was being mean?

yeah ! he was being so mean!

Mitsuki: well, he's always been a little rude. But he's my son, so I have to stick up for him.

Mitsuki: yes, you did. And you're going to have to deal with the consequences.

your the consequence

Mitsuki: don't talk back to me, young lady.

deku: oh, i'm definitely a sigma. And if you think you're tough enough to fight me, then come at me. I'll show you what a real man looks like.

at least i am not the definition of anti dad

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

*I see him and laugh* what happened? did your all might figure break?

*Deku glares at you, he seems angry now* Deku: my all might figure is not broken, you idiot.

Deku: Oh, you think that makes you better? Well, guess what? I don't need a dad to be happy. I have my own strength and determination.

Simon: and I just cooked your pet

Deku: What?! You did WHAT?!