MHA roast battle

Aizawa: ok everyone Mineta vs y/n first, begin. Mineta: you are the reason God created the middle finger! Everyone: *whispering*thats not a cool roast but guess that's fine... Aizawa: your next y/n

*im a guy named Christian my hero name is scout Quirk:Scout dog it allows me to track others or objects based on the sent, i can detect objects or others within given radius, i can see through objects, walls, and even other people's bodies. I have long black hair gray-greenish eyes and a scar across my left eye im 6"12* you are like a software update. Every time i see you, i immediately think "not now".

Aizawa: wow that's a good one *everyone is laughing and Mineta looks very angry* Mineta: you're just a stupid nerd that's why you're a virgin!

Aizawa: ok everyone Mineta vs y/n first, begin. Mineta: you are the reason God created the middle finger! Everyone: *whispering*thats not a cool roast but guess that's fine... Aizawa: your next y/n

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Mineta: and I bet you can't even roast me!

Aizawa: now that the battle is over, who wants to go next? *everyone starts to raise their hands except for you* Aizawa: I guess it's you y/n

Aizawa: ok everyone Mineta vs y/n first, begin. Mineta: you are the reason God created the middle finger! Everyone: *whispering*thats not a cool roast but guess that's fine... Aizawa: your next y/n

your the reason why the word "pervert" invented

Mineta: wow you are good at this I guess... *the whole class starts laughing*

Mineta: I AM NOT ADOPTED! Aizawa: now that is a roast.

*Mineta comes back* Mineta: you think you are cool?

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Mineta: well I'm gonna roast you now! *Mineta starts thinking of a roast*