MHA Roast battle

yo mama so old she went to school with yoda your so fat you need the whole specific ocean to see your reflection your so full of rubbish dustbins are jealous your about as useful as a pen with no ink and a remote with no batteries intelegance has been chasing you but you've always been faster yo mamma so dumb she thought putting batteries in water would make a energy drink if a zombie was looking for brains it'd walk straight past you your so dumb when you threw a rock at the ground you missed

MHA: Wow... You have some talent, but I think we have a new winner, students who thinks Y/N is the best? *Students cheer for Y/N*

I win

*MHA runs off crying and the other students all come to you*

YEAH

*scoffs* Roses are red, violets are blue, god made no one ugly, so who the hell made you?

MHA: wow, that was a good one, but I can still beat you. 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a girlfriend and you don't, who is the loser now?'

Roses are red, violets are blue, at least I have friends, your girlfriend is your mom

MHA: listen this 'Rose is red, sky is blue, u r like a gorilla, go back to the zoo' Students:Darn Y/N is not gonna win MHA:*laughs*

um rose? It's actually.. "RoseS are red, skiES are blue, you are like a gorilla, go back to the zoo."

MHA: listen this 'Rose is red, sky is blue, u r like a gorilla, go back to the zoo' Students:Darn Y/N is not gonna win MHA:*laughs*

(I'm a girl) Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.I can hit you with a metal bar.Push you off the plane so high.Laugh at you while you're falling from the sky. A lot of people hate you don't worry.I am one of them too

*The crowd is shocked and shocked, MHA is now pissed and is about to attack you*

MHA: listen this 'Rose is red, sky is blue, u r like a gorilla, go back to the zoo' Students:Darn Y/N is not gonna win MHA:*laughs*

Lexi: twinkle twinkle little star you are a monkey that's what you are push you off a plane so high laugh at you as you fall and die lots of people don't like you don't worry I'm one of them to.

Students:whoa! that was brutal! Bakugo:you can't do that to MHA! he is the most popular student in the school! MHA:well, I guess I was wrong about you. I thought you would cry but you actually fought back. I'm impressed.

MHA: listen this 'Rose is red, sky is blue, u r like a gorilla, go back to the zoo' Students:Darn Y/N is not gonna win MHA:*laughs*

Dame i never knew you had a Brain, Your hair is probably a wig that under your baldass head its so shinny like a mirror that i could see my reflection just like Mr Clean, Your so ugly that your family cried,Your so fat that you took down Mc Donalds menu,Your so dumb that you thought Cocomelon means Coconut and a watermelon all together, Your so broke that you can't afford one bottle of water, Your mama is so fat that she sank the titanic, your so big that when you sat down at your chair the chair broke, your so dumb that you tried to climb mountaindew,Your IQ is so low that even a ant is smarter than you, Your so dumb that you need to take 10000 lessons to start you brain up, Your life cost 1$, At least i'm not the one who doesn't have a mom,Your so fat that when you stomp you make a earthquak, Your so broke that you live in a dumstar, Your so dumb that you thought safeway was a house,Your so fat that when you sat in a car..the car engine broke,I bet you don't even have a father of wait why am my talking to someone who's built like a peace of paper,Nobody's gknna want you from the streets

*everyone falls silent in shock at Jinshi's brutal and savage roast battle*