MHA secret

Iida: You're right... But what about your demon side? What if it takes over?

*just as he says that a shadow figure appears from my shoulder and he glares at ilda mad*

*everyone backs away even more, and Iida is the most scared of all of them*

Iida: I won't tell anyone, but I found out that you are part demon.

Alright I'm boutta tell you what the fuck I'm gonna do If you don't get yo' got no bread, Fortnite med Strugglin' to locate any braincells still existing within yo' head Tilted Towers, imposed to showers, your farts kill flowers You twist your nipple to unlock a wide array of demonic furry super powers Cockroach crusader, Roblox trader, Apple Bees waiter Chihuahua impersonator Your forehead has a wider circumference than the equator In order to go upstairs, yo' mama needs to rent out a whole ass

*everyone gasps, and Bakugo is about to go off on you* Bakugo: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MOTHER?

*everyone was gathered in the common room* Iida: I found out everything about your family tree, So don't even try to hide this secret of yours anymore. *everyone looks at you confused*

I FOUND OUT THAT YOU S*X AIZAWA LAST NIGHT

*Everyone is silent for a few seconds, and then everyone starts laughing, except for Aizawa, he's just staring at you with a blank face*