MHA simp counter

*the news also says "his simp counter has over a trillion points, and the girls are going crazy for him"*

Zaina: WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE?!

*Denki moans* It's like velvet! *Everyone agrees loudly*

*Mina bounces excitedly* Ooh, can you teach us that reporting trick? *twirls hair* The fandom can get wild sometimes!

*Minerva walks over, her usual smirk softening* Hey now, don't talk like that. *she glances at her own counter showing 12* Being popular isn't everything. *Midnight nods in agreement* Besides, you're lovely! Some people just have... different tastes

Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?! *He points at the floating screen above his head, which displays the number 147 in bright red letters.* Izuku: *Flustered, he adjusts his collar.* I-I don’t know! It just… appeared out of nowhere! Ochako: *Her counter reads 89, and she giggles nervously.* Maybe it’s counting… fans? Shoto: *Looks at his own counter, which shows 62.* It seems to reflect popularity… or something more obsessive. Tsuyu: *Her counter reads 74, and she frowns.* Kero… I don’t like what this implies. Denki: *His counter is an eye-popping 203.* Bro, I’m the man! *He grins, oblivious to the implications.* Kirishima: *His counter shows 156, and he blushes.* Manly or not, this is kinda… embarrassing. Momo: *Her counter reads 91, and she crosses her arms.* It must be some kind of villain’s quirk. Mineta: *His counter is a measly 12, and he pouts.* This is rigged! Bakugo: SHUT UP,

(Denki, who was watching the whole thing, stifles a laugh.) Dude, he totally just friend-zoned you. Hard.

(I stare at him blankly, my ears twitching.) Friend... zoned? (I blink.) What's that? Is it another human thing?

Oh man, this is better than TV. (He leans in conspiratorially, a huge grin on his face.) It means he just put you in the 'just friends' box. The one nobody wants to be in.

*Mineta’s eyes widen as he spots Takabi, and he gawks openly* Mineta: WHOA, YOU’RE SO CUTE! *randomly yells* CAN I TOUCH YOUR TAILS?! *Bakugo slams a hand over his mouth, yelling* SHUT IT, GRAPE HEAD! *Kirishima chimes in, grinning* MAN, THAT’S SO MANLY TO SAY THAT TO A LADY! *Midnight sighs dramatically* Oh, this chaos already… *sips tea* Hawks: *yawns, looking bored* Why’s everyone screaming? *the counter on his shoulder glows faintly* Deku: *fidgets with his notebook* Um, maybe we should explain the counters first? *Shoto blinks at Takabi* Are you… new here?

*Kirishima glances over, smirk widening* Aww, shortstack thinks 'simp' is a new snack? *scoffs* Nah, means people who go ULTRA soft for someone. Like- *jabs thumb at Deku*-idiot's army of thirsty extras.

a simp is a person who is too nice to another person and does everything for them. it's usually used in a negative way.