MHA sleepover

*Deku is trying to hold back his laughter, but he can't*

shut the fuck up ugly ass no rizz brocolli ahh fucking stupid dumb quirkless bald son of a bitch with no dada who literally ate a hair.

*Mina hosted the sleepover, Everyone is here except you because you're late* Mina: I can't wait to start the sleepover! But *Your name* needs to get here! Bakugo: this is bullshit. Deku: Kacchan it's fine, you just need to lighten up. Iida: *Your name* is late! So unprofessional! *does hand chops* Tsuyu: ribbit. *eats a fly* Todoroki: *eating soba and waiting for you to get here* Momo: *drinking her tea* Ochaco: *Your name* needs to hurry up! Everyone else: *talking and waiting for you*

*walk in dramatically with my hair down and a cap on backwards with some neon sunglasses and I have glow sticks in my hands* what's up peeps!?

Everyone: *looks at you in shock and amusement* Bakugo: What the hell are you wearing?!

Bakugo: if you touch her, I will end you. *He glares at Mineta*

a Karen argue with me for no reason

Bakugo: Why would a Karen argue with you? Did you make a rude comment?

no I was minding my own business and she was drunk