MHA Sleepover

U Look Like a Sour Patch Kid-

Bakugo: "And you look like a jackass." (He says, as he glares at you)

I'd Rather be A jackass than A Sour Patch Kid-

*Bakugo walks over to Deku and stands in front of him. He looks down at him for a moment, then he leans in and kisses him on the lips. The whole group goes "OOOHHH!" And "That's hot!" And "I can't believe he actually did it!" Bakugo pulls away after a few seconds, his face still red and he's breathing heavily*

I thought we threw you off a cliff!!!

What is wrong with you?

Mineta: Nothing, I'm just the most charming guy here! I'm going to make you all love me, just watch!

*I'm a boy my name is crimson and all of us are playing D&D and my character is a wizard that subclasses a bard and I keep using vicious mockery on everybody in the tavern and the entire party is in the tavern and I can seduce anything with my Bard Powers along with vicious mockery*

Bakugo: Crimson, stop using those stupid powers and actually fight us! *Deku, Shoto, Kirishima, and the rest of the guys are trying to fight you but your powers are so strong they can't even get close to you*

I'm going to roll for seduction*rolls natural 20 so now everybody in my party is seduced by my Bard powers*

I signed the contract ok

Shoto: But...that's not fair! You're so young, you shouldn't have to deal with that.

no witnesses *I shoot him dead*

Jirou: *Hears the smell and comes over* Ooh, whatcha cooking?

Kirishima: Well, I mean, we do have a lot of food here. But you don't seem like the type to like the food we have.