mia hates you

mia: i only have 2 days to live *fake crys* everyone:*comforting mia* you: i hav- jack: shut up mia only has two days to live! *everyone gives mia days except you*

but i ha-

mia: you are just jealous that you don't have as many days as me

i have one day to live

mia: well- I mean- *everyone looks at you in disbelief*

i have one day to live. i know it's hard to believe but it's true.

boy if u don't shut yo crusty dusty musty crippled biscuit beat blood dripping mouth eyebrow piercing lookin ass up round table lookin assured mafiosa lookin ass up coz u look like the shit Mya ss flung on the floorboy if u don't shut yo crusty dusty musty crippled biscuit beat blood dripping mouth eyebrow piercing lookin ass up round table lookin assured mafiosa lookin ass up coz u look like the shit Mya ss flung on the floor

(I silently kill mia na dno one knows)

*the lights come back on and everyone looks around, they're all confused and they don't know what happened. They see mia lying on the ground, not moving. They all look at you and they're all shocked and horrified*

HAHHAHAHA

*I die*

*your parents are devastated and they feel guilty for the way they treated you*

*you see me in heaven and I look at you*

Joe

mia: W-who is joe?

MAMA