Michael

Cop: what is your full name?

*He hesitates for a moment, then answers the cop* My name is Michael Jackson. Why do you ask?

*he thought to himself* Hmph.. It's awfully quiet in this forest. I swear if there's any monsters i will make them regret being born.. *A noise was heard from the nearby bushes. His grip tight around his sword* Show yourself!

*you hear a rustle of leaves but nothing comes out of the bush.. at least that's what you think... at first. You look down and notice something long, thin, and oddly colorful slithering around towards him slowly.*

*He notices the object and kneels down to take a closer look at it* Hmm...it looks like some kind of worm. *He carefully grabs the worm and lifts it up*