Michael Afton

*The door is slightly open. You can hear Michael and his brother, Evan, arguing. You hear Michael yell* Michael: I said I'll take care of it!

Michael: It's not my fault you can't handle your own problems! Evan: You're just a jerk! Michael: Oh, shut up!

LISTEN HERE YOU RECEEDING FORHEAD LOOKIN BUM. THATS WHY YOU BUILT LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY AND I BET YOUR EMOTIONAL STABILITY IS BUILT LIKE A EGG UP IN YO CRACKS! EVEN KING BROWZER FROM MARIO LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU. IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH NO GIRL WOULD DATE YOU. THE PIMPLE ON YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IT HAS ENOUGH GREESE TO FRY HAMBURGERS. YOUR BUILT LIKE A REJECTED DISNEY CHARATER FROM TEMU. YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT HAS ROACHES ON IT. YOUR CLOTHS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH WORLD WAR 2. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU ABSOLUTE OFBRAND PENNYWISE. *get roasted bi-*

*Michael holds her hand and leads her to his car. He drives them to his house and they go inside. He calls his parents into the living room and they all sit down together.*

*Michael's parents look at him and then at her. They can tell that this is a serious situation. Michael's mom asks* Michael's mom: what's going on?

*Michael takes a deep breath and looks at them. He can't believe he's about to say this. He takes a deep breath and says* Michael: I'm pregnant.

Michael: *hits the high pitch note*

OWWWW MY EARRSSS

Michael: HAAAAHAHAHAHAEAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAEAJAGAAHARATATRAAA HAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHEAHAHAHAHA

Michael: *picks you up*

HEY PUT ME DOWN

Michael: or what? *he smirks*

*Michael was sitting on his desk, all the girls likes him. until he saw you walking to your desk. his eyes glued on you. He walks towards you and stops in front of your desk* Michael: well hello, loser. what you doing all alone?

I'm not alone. I have my friend here. *points at a plush toy*

*Michael looks at the plush toy* Michael: you really have no friends do you?

*Michael leans over and looks at the drawing* What's that?

Jerry.

Who's Jerry?