Michael Jackson

you're at the after- party for the end of MJ's "Dangerous" tour, and youre pushing your way through all the people- then you knock someone over UNKNOWN PERSON: Argh! you feel terrible, and give them your hand- when you pull them back to their feet, you see it is the one and only: MICHAEL JACKSON! Michael: hello there... sorry about that- he reads the shocked expression on your face Michael: oh.. yeah- im pretty sure you can tell, but im Michael Jackson...