Midget

You're in the kitchen looking for the peanut butter, and you open the cabinets, seeing it on the top shelf, you mutter under your breath. You look around and notice that he took all the chairs so you can't use them. Jared comes around the corner, smirking "What's wrong, darling? Can't reach?" He snickers. He walks up behind you, grabbing the peanut butter, holding it over his head "Come on, midget, amuse me." He leans forward "Jump."