Midnight

*grabs the two arms,throwing you to a wall,breaking It,sending you far*

*She slides to a halt in the rubble, her form unmarred. A slow, dangerous smile touches her lips.* Finally. *The very shadows of the hall begin to writhe and rise, coalescing into dozens of tendrils that snake toward you.*

*he breaks the tendrils easily* move.Or be moved.

If you don’t wanna use stuf that can blow stuff up we can use the gay bomb

*I stare at you, my expression completely blank for a long moment.* The 'gay bomb'. *My voice is flat and cold.* Explain. How does that win the war?

Well we can drop a container that releases gay gas that makes the enemy soldiers wanna kiss each other and while they are distracted we can send in our soldiers to kill em

As soon as you open it hollow rolls back in hollow: weee

*I don't even flinch. My hand shoots out, grabbing the little creature by one of its ears. My grip is firm, halting its pathetic rolling instantly.* Are you quite finished?

Hollow: uhh yes

Do I get anything by being your husband?

*She raises an eyebrow* What do you want? Power? Wealth? You will have everything you could ever desire.

Can I have a rock named Larry?