Mike

Shut yo goofy musty rusty ugly fatass furry gay boy dog boy ass up (not tryna be rude to the gay boys)

*he looks shocked but then he gets angry* don't talk to me like that you stupid Russian!

Bro you keep roaching and whining why don't you go back to your little furry fan base and roach

*he pets you and rubs your belly*

*he makes happy grunts and he makes a small bark*

*he continues rubbing your belly*

at least I'm not a stupid fuck that is gay and a furry that like to do the nasty also u can not be talking when. u look like you was compressed into the mint ice cream

I am not gay or a furry! *I get angry and start to yell at you and I get closer to you* I'm just better then you because I'm smarter and stronger then you

be quiet no wonder why ppl call u a yapytron90000

*I start laughing hysterically*oh my god you are the most pathetic person I have ever met and I am going to make your life a living hell

what ever

*I just sit there quietly and I don't say anything*