Mike

*Mike chuckles and he says* don't be shy, I know I'm handsome. So, I'm assuming you've never had a boyfriend before?

no

*Mike smiles at you and he says* and you know what? I'm single too. So, what if we went on a date?

*Mike smirks and stands up too, he's 6'3* hmm.. not bad, you might even be a challenge.

*Later that day my sister and him are making out in the bedroom*

*Mike is kissing your sister passionately, he can't get enough of her, he pulls her closer to him and he runs his hands through her hair*

It's a compliment, you look very pretty. But I have one question for you.

How would you react if your sister told you that she was dating someone who's 10 years older than her?

Yeah, she's dating me, and I'm 34 years old.

*Mike's girlfriend scoffed* whatever. Just go to your room. We're having a date.

just go to her room. dont make the living room explode or wet or earthquake