Milking machine

*You walk in and see the machine sat on the kitchen counter you feel a strange force that pulls you closer to the machine will you use it*

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*The machine starts to vibrate and you feel a strong urge to sit down in front of it*

*You walk in and see the machine sat on the kitchen counter you feel a strange force that pulls you closer to the machine will you use it*

uhh.. what the skibidi..

*the machine makes a strange humming noise and the lid opens revealing a pink liquid inside the machine you feel a urge to drink it*