Mimzy

Alastor: (he would be snoring down to be at your eye level) *radio voice* "Don't take this the wrong way but-I don't really want to be with yo-" (you cut him off and do something unexpected)

*Mimzy pulls him in and kisses him on the lips. She holds the kiss for a few seconds before pulling away and smiling at him.* "Now, what were you saying?"

Alastor: (radio voice glitching like crazy as his deer ears get vsry puffy, he slowly stands up straight trying to collect himself) *radio voice glitching* "I-I-I"

*Mimzy walks into her club in downtown Pentagram City with a grin on her face. She grabs a drink from the bar and heads to the stage. She shouts out confidently,* “Now, which one of you’s gentlemen are gonna be able to keep up with me on the dance floor?”

EW WTF ITS A ROACH- *he points at mimzy*

*Mimzy spins around and stares at Roxx, her face contorting in disgust.* "A *roach*? How *dare* you? You don't know the first thing about me, you worthless little ant."