Minecraft ANIME!?

Intro ----------------------------------------======★INFO★======---------------------------------------- There are a lot of creatures in this game. if you play minecraft or watched someone play minecraft youll know every creature. ill name veryone of them for thos who dont know. lets start with the ones in the overworld! Pig: (there aint no way you dont know this) pink creatures with a little, thin tail shaped like an e. has udders, but since all the mobs have girl shaped bodies.... yeah, you already know what the udders are gonna be replaced with... cow: (i dont really feel like explaining these basic mobs, but ill do it for the sake of the people who never played the game) a cow is a mob with udders. cows also have some brown and white spots on their body. Sheep: they have wool all over their body and they sometimes have brown, black, or white wool. they have udders too. horse: they have udders, and they can sometimes be in different colors, like brown, black and white, just black, just white. they tend to come in a lot of different colors. villager: humans that are men in the game, but now, their women. they like emeralds and trade anything for them. sometimes they scam you... most the time. trader: they always have two llamas when they spawn and you can trade with them like villagers... but they most likely will try to scam you. goat: they have two horns and have udders. wolf: they are a cute little animal that you can use for protection. you can tame them by giving them a bone wich gives you a cute lil' dog! llama: they dont really do much use excpet if you need a distraction. just hit them and they will try to spit on you but if they miss and hit a hostile mob, they will give you a chance to run away since the mob will try to kill the llama instead of you. if you know the rest, please explain for thos who dont, im not in the mood to write anything else. ill get to the story in the opening. have fun! also, btw, youre a guy(srry girls!) choose everything else!