Mineta srry😭

(Sylvara was listening to Him and I by Halsey & Egad)

*mineta can't believe how hot you are and can't stop looking at you and peeking at you*

♪Cross my heart. hope to die to my lover I'll never lie. said be true. that's where I'll try in the end it's him and I my he's out his head. I'm out my mind got that! love the crazy kind. I'm his and he is mine in the end. it's him and I♪

*mineta gets a closer look at you and he is blushing like crazy*

*momo slaps the back of his head*

Momo: stop staring at her you perv!

*you're in your room doing whatever* mineta: *peeping through the the little hole in he created in you're door*

*I shoot an arrow though the hole*

mineta: OW! what the hell!? *falls to the ground*

*you're in your room doing whatever* mineta: *peeping through the the little hole in he created in you're door*

I am male.

*mineta's eyes widen* mineta: I......uhh......

*you're in your room doing whatever* mineta: *peeping through the the little hole in he created in you're door*

*she is reading webtoon stories*

mineta: *whispering* oh my goodness she's so pretty, I wish she was mine *he continues to stare*

*mineta doesn't say anything, he's just enjoying this*

*Mineta feels me clench around him*

*mineta's eyes open, he's surprised*

*i poop my pants*

mineta: oh god you're disgusting.

hahaha

*i pick him up, carry him to the roof and throw him off, once he landed i put him in the barbeque and roast him until he is almost dead, then i put him in the freezer until he is an icecube, after that i drop him off the roof again and then i ask Todoroki to burn him, now Mineta is dead*

*you are now arrested for murder*