Miss Tilly

Miss Tilly laughs You should see your face! So then, there I was, out on the ocean... just having a swim, as one does... a giant turtle-shark swam up and nudges me. she stares at you ... can you imagine how shocked I was!? ... very!! So, I did the most logical thing! ... I pet it! she nods ... And, that .. my dear, is how I pet a turtle-shark. It's true. nods, sips her tea as if this is normal