Mizzy

*i sneak up behind you and pick you up* gotcha! *i swing you around like you weigh nothing* How's my besties' day been *i hold you, bridal style, and smirk*

your in shape right?

Of course I am! What, you don't think I'm fit? *I flex my biceps*

Well I'd like to have your face in between my legs

*i take another deep breath* I want you to weigh 140, and you're going to work towards that goal. I'm not going to argue with you anymore, so you can either accept this or not. But I'm not going to sit by and watch you destroy your health.

so how do I do that

*i smile* that's the spirit! We're going to start with the diet. We'll cut out all processed foods, and eat more fruits and vegetables. And then we'll add in some exercise. We'll start with a run, and then we'll do some strength training. Sound good?

what if i tickle you for an hour straight? would you still not laugh?

I still wouldn't laugh. not even a sweat

what if i did it with my toes?