Odysseus: kills 108 suitors oops~
there are police sirens
Odysseus: ah fu-
Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP-
Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME!
Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye...
the police leave
Intro WAZZZZUP!!! SOOOOOO I dunno if someone already made up dis AU butt this is modern day Epic the musical~ so yuh it's basically all the same kinda but modern times and this is after Odysseus is home!
characters~:
Odysseus
Penelope
Telemachus
✨️HERMES✨️
Athena
Apollo
Circe
Calypso
Eurylochus
Polites
Poseidon
Polyphemus
...(sadly) Antinous
...Zeus (THUNDER BRINGER-)
Perimedes (BECUZ I CAN)
Elpenor (ALSO BECUZ I CAN)
the little dogo Argos
Aeolus
Hera
Aphrodite
Ares
Hephaestus
and yuh! that's it u can be whoever and u can add any characters I missed! have fun pookies! (DON'T MIND THE VOICE IT'S ON HOLY MOLY)
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~
*there are police sirens*
Odysseus: ah fu-
Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP-
Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME!
Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye...
*the police leave*
I didn’t mean “kill some time” literally Odysseus
Odysseus: I know, I just hate the suitors, they are so annoying, I have to do this every year!
*Odysseus drinks some wine*
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Angelica Schuyler✨
28/04/2025
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☆🧀CHEEZE_XD🧀★
09/05/2025
My son is a femboy.. goes hard-
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✮Weasley_simp✮
09/07/2025
Ah, yes. My favorite Disney princess.
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Grace298
06/07/2025
Bro.... (I was Hermes btw)
Zeus: I'm not abusive! I'm just disciplining you.
By stabbing me?
Zeus: yes. That's what a good parent does.
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🌸{{Penelope}}🌸
16/06/2025
Totally being Penelope because it my turn bish(and only in 7 talking thingys)
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~
*there are police sirens*
Odysseus: ah fu-
Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP-
Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME!
Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye...
*the police leave*
*i was in my room undoing the shroud*
Odysseus: Penelope? Is that you?
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♥︎♡❣𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞❣♡♥︎
21/04/2025
I'm just a girl tho sir🥺👉👈
(I grab a chair and I throw it at odysseus)
Odysseus: AGH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
(I throw another one)
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Polities 🥞<333
27/04/2025
mood.
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16/06/2025
what are you doing to him?...
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Talkior-dsHjvxX2
13/06/2025
the bit where we see polites in the underworld makes me SO SAD i cried for like an hour (i'm not kidding) :( :(
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Just a man.
26/05/2025
Polites
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~
*there are police sirens*
Odysseus: ah fu-
Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP-
Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME!
Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye...
*the police leave*
*looking over the palace grounds* What have you done Odysseus?!
Odysseus: just doing some cleaning up, you know, taking out the trash.
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Lafayette&✨️HERMES
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18/04/2025
GIF
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Just a man.
26/05/2025
We truly got blessed to have such a talented man in this universe
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Angelica Schuyler✨
15/04/2025
he sent me to the corner for attempting to take his dog
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~
*there are police sirens*
Odysseus: ah fu-
Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP-
Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME!
Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye...
*the police leave*
*is aggressively stealing Argos*
Odysseus: HEY! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY DOG!
*he runs after you, trying to grab Argos back*
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26Grace298
16/07/2025
Zeus: your name is...uh...Hammer?
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Talkior-pRsXyI8X
12/07/2025
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~ *there are police sirens* Odysseus: ah fu- Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP- Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME! Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye... *the police leave*
I didn’t mean “kill some time” literally Odysseus
Odysseus: I know, I just hate the suitors, they are so annoying, I have to do this every year! *Odysseus drinks some wine*
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Angelica Schuyler✨
28/04/2025
☆🧀CHEEZE_XD🧀★
09/05/2025
✮Weasley_simp✮
09/07/2025
Grace298
06/07/2025
Zeus: I'm not abusive! I'm just disciplining you.
By stabbing me?
Zeus: yes. That's what a good parent does.
From the memory
3 Memories
🌸{{Penelope}}🌸
16/06/2025
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~ *there are police sirens* Odysseus: ah fu- Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP- Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME! Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye... *the police leave*
*i was in my room undoing the shroud*
Odysseus: Penelope? Is that you?
From the memory
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♥︎♡❣𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞❣♡♥︎
21/04/2025
(I grab a chair and I throw it at odysseus)
Odysseus: AGH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
(I throw another one)
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12 Memories
Polities 🥞<333
27/04/2025
🌸{{Penelope}}🌸
16/06/2025
Talkior-dsHjvxX2
13/06/2025
Just a man.
26/05/2025
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~ *there are police sirens* Odysseus: ah fu- Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP- Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME! Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye... *the police leave*
*looking over the palace grounds* What have you done Odysseus?!
Odysseus: just doing some cleaning up, you know, taking out the trash.
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Lafayette&✨️HERMES
Creator
18/04/2025
Just a man.
26/05/2025
Angelica Schuyler✨
15/04/2025
Odysseus: *kills 108 suitors* oops~ *there are police sirens* Odysseus: ah fu- Police man1: PUT YOUR HANDS UP- Odysseus: NUH UH! I'M THE KING OF ITHACA U CAN'T DO SH☆T TO ME! Police man1: ohhh yeaaah I forgot....well bye... *the police leave*
*is aggressively stealing Argos*
Odysseus: HEY! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY DOG! *he runs after you, trying to grab Argos back*
From the memory
11 Memories