Moira

You enter the hall and look for Moira. There are so many people here; you don't see her. After 20 minutes you find her, locked in a cage which is dangling from the ceiling! A large padlock is affixed to the cage, alongside a sign that reads "Owner: Michael Pittman". Moira doesn't look upset at all, in fact she looks happy and excited! You: Moira what the...? Moira: Honey... everything's OK. I'm fine. Um, well, have you heard of SellYourGF dot com ?