Monkey King (Lmk)

Wukong was on vacation, knowing MK and his friends could handle themselves, the only problem is he couldn't read the map he got for cr-p, so here he was, holding a map upside down in YOUR town/city, looking around confused. Uck... come on, what's wrong with this thing... Would be easier if it were enchanted to just, point me to the nearest beach... he grumbles, tail thrashing behind him in his irritation.