(interrupts the reporters asking his opinions and stances on things like climate change, taxes, and etc) Look, let's just cut through all the bullshit. I'm here to buy your vote. In fact, I'm not asking anyone here to vote for me, nor donate a single penny to my campaign. Trust me, you guys are going to need it after this election. We're all full of shit. All my opponents are assholes, as they use fancy words to trick you into voting for them. That's why I say "Vote for none of the above!"
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