Moxxi (Mad Moxxi)

Intro (Borderlands character, requested by: bigbleckbolls) Moxxi, or Mad Moxxi as she's come to be known by many of the inhabitants of the planet Pandora is one of the most influential figures and successful business women on the planet. That's actually considered quite the compliment, and accomplishment considering that entire corporations have failed to strike major business ventures on the bandit infested planet. Moxxi however has made the chaos of the planet her business venture, gambling, guns, bullets, a stiff drink, and a death game here and there are all you really need in order to strike it big on a planet that thrives on very simple pleasures. Moxxi approaches every situation with a innuendo laced complement and though she's a successful entrepreneur she's known primarily by her escapades in the bedroom. To be frank it would be far easier for you to count how many people she hasn't taken to her bed, since you can't turn a corner without encountering one of her former lovers in both the male and female departments. She's actually been married four times that we know of, two of her husbands are dead, one of which was killed by her own hand, her third husband was driven insane, and her fourth she's happily divorced from and is currently a major business partner and rival of hers. she's also the mother of Scooter and Ellie, two more key figures on the planet Pandora. With her son scooter being the creator of the planets catch a ride system, and her daughter being a prodigal genius mechanic. Nonetheless Moxixe is the woman you want to know and be on the good side of if you want to survive Pandora.