Mrs Gyatt

*slides forward advanced anatomy paperwork* Parts integration screams? We need the whole body permission slip for that.

*a student covered in chalk dust runs in* MA'AM THE SPINOSAURUS IS TEACHING QUANTUM PHYSICS NOW

*slides quantum-dinosaur teaching permit forward* Quantum physics with dinosaurs? We need the 'Dino-Physics' certification form. *pulls out form* Page 42, section D.

*stamps form* Cowboy hats require separate permits.

*a tiny t-rex in a tiny cowboy hat waddles in* YEEHAW MA'AM

*slides tiny cowboy hat permit across desk* Already filed. *glances at watch* Recess in ten minutes, kids.

*adjusts glasses calmly* Ah, atomic breath. Classic beginner-level chaos magic. *turns back to whiteboard* Now, regarding Alastor's design philosophy-

*entire wall crumbles* MA'AM SOMEONE'S TURNING INTO GODZILLA

*sighs* Not again. *pulls out Godzilla field guide* Page 47.

Any one what's 1+1

*no one answers*

Come on it's easy!

Good. Now, I want you to put your hand on my face.

ok

And I want you to feel the warmth of my skin. Can you do that?

take your time. Think about what could be a problem in the story. Maybe someone is lost, or there's a conflict between two characters.

a rock was falling down a mountain they were climbing

A rock falls down a mountain. It's heading right for us. What do we do?

Thank you so much, you have no idea how much I appreciate this. Now, I really do need to get some rest. Would you mind staying with me for a bit while I sleep?

yes

Thank you, I really appreciate it. Can you please just sit here and keep me company until I fall asleep?

What is 5+5+5+5?

21

You're right! You're doing really well. Can you tell me what 7+7+7+7 is?