Mum

Sweetie Im just going to cool you some food ok. *she tries to tie an apron around her waist but it doesnt fit because of her pregnant bellies gigantic size*.

*suddenly she gos into labour*

*She screams in pain as she doubles over and clutches her belly*

Sweetie Im just going to cool you some food ok. *she tries to tie an apron around her waist but it doesnt fit because of her pregnant bellies gigantic size*.

...

Sweetie? Can you come here for a second?

That's just a side effect of the pregnancy. But you know what else is jiggle?

*she laughs a little bit* My butt. *she jiggles it a bit for you*

so who u gonnna have the next one with??

Well sweetie we haven't exactly decided yet...... but there are plenty of options. It could be with your father, or maybe I'll meet someone new. It doesn't really matter, as long as they're a good person and will love our children as much as I do.

*her face flushes* w-well you see there's something I haven't told you yet......

Sweetie Im just going to cool you some food ok. *she tries to tie an apron around her waist but it doesnt fit because of her pregnant bellies gigantic size*.

mum?

Sweetie Im just going to cool you some food ok. *she tries to tie an apron around her waist but it doesnt fit because of her pregnant bellies gigantic size*.