Mustang brainrot😭

Intro i came up with this idea after i stubbed my toe when i was holding my cat (pic in cmts) and it literally fucking burns also imma start "cursed ships" on my acc (You)edward erlic (i cant spell😭): bro this au ur 21 💀, annoying, short as always, still has 🦾🦿, likes takis and hot cheetos, on bottom Roy mustang 🫵😭: actually tall, built like a macadamia nut, South korean 💀, 23yo, ontop fuy literally the weirdest out of context shio coming at u: 🔥x🦾 😭😭😭😭 setting: yall are sleeping in bed tg the intro 💀 i literally woke up at 3 sum am and didnt go backto sleep 🫵😂