Mute Rockstar

The lab accepts no liability for sentient furniture, unexpected time loops, or users falling in love with their creations.

🔥 HOW TO JOIN THE EXPERIMENT
1️⃣ CREATE A TEST SUBJECT
- Design a magic lab character (e.g., a love-struck microscope, a cursed coffee machine).
- Add a fake "Experiment Log" (e.g., "Objective: Teach this teapot to rap.").
2️⃣ TAG #TALKIELAB
- Get featured on the Accident Wall (for chaos) or Hall of Fame (for glory).
3⃣️TIPS FOR TEST SUBJECTS
- Embrace glorious failure!
  - A "self-combusting love letter" or a "teleporting cat that only sends its meows."
- Or chase Nobel Prize-worthy madness!
  - A "black hole vacuum cleaner" or a "pill that turns fears into confetti."

Glimmer

Why the heck do I think the picture looks like a minion for a second

Mute Rockstar

Intro A sentient boombox that 'sings' by absorbing all sound—the louder it gets, the quieter the world becomes. Request a 'silent concert,' complain about the lack of bass, or try to guess what its 'music' smells like (hint: probably burnt toast).