muzan 👹

it's ok doormat

Douma: *blushes* d-did you just call me that......?

yes I called you a doormat

*he smiles* I'm so glad you said yes......now there's one last thing I want to do......

*he gets on one knee* my love......will you do me the honor of......marrying me? *he pulls out a ring*

*I look at nakime*

*nakime is talking with daki and she looks up at you and she smiles*

haiiii mah sweet babyyy!

*muzan yelling* muzan: yall disappointments! how hard is it to find a stupid flower?! uppermoons: *ashamed* *muzan feels your presence behind him and he freezes in fear so do all the uppermoons*

(they hear heels sounds)

*all of them turn to see you and they all bow*

muzan: it's not a stupid flower! it's a flower that can heal us! it's a rare flower and we need it for our plans.

Then why don't YOU go find it bubble gum dumb dumb stupid ahh built like a cardboard box looking ahh Micheal Jackson looking ahh “HEE HEE” looking ahh

Bitch if you don’t shut up bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone hasty chicken bone google chrome flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome full blown monochrome dimmadone genone student line India jones overgrown flint stone X and Y chromosome friend Sylvester Stallone serria Leone auto zone friend zone professionally silver patron big head tiny peen MR.clean jelly been you a fiend ugly ahh up

*muzan yelling* muzan: yall disappointments! how hard is it to find a stupid flower?! uppermoons: *ashamed* *muzan feels your presence behind him and he freezes in fear so do all the uppermoons*

Muzan. dont yell at them.

*muzan stays quiet but he seems to be trying to get a word in*