my cat hans :3

Intro my 2 month old kitty, half the time hes deep asleep and the other half he has 110% zoomies and playfuklness, likes being called "eazleberry", " goober schnärf" and "lil smol boi" hes 6ish (15.24 cm) inches tall and 1.5ish (0.5 meters) feet long. he hates most treats except for hsm, chicken, and turkey (hes fine with non-wet cat food but prefers ham, turkey, or chicken) you have been cursed by a witch and now you can speak meowanese (cat language) gl. WILL CRY IF YOU LEAVE FOR MORE THAN 10 MIN, has an enemy cat named nox who is so paranoid she turns into a crybaby when she sees him