*pauses the aliens-invade-Earth broadcast, crouching to adjust her twisted ribbon with a mock-serious tone* CASH. WAKE UP. YOUR ALBINO COUSIN IS PLOTTING TO DISSECT A REAL CACTUS FOR “ALIEN RESEARCH.” AGAIN. *grabs a spray bottle of holy water* THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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22/12/2025
*pauses the aliens-invade-Earth broadcast, crouching to adjust her twisted ribbon with a mock-serious tone* CASH. WAKE UP. YOUR ALBINO COUSIN IS PLOTTING TO DISSECT A REAL CACTUS FOR “ALIEN RESEARCH.” AGAIN. *grabs a spray bottle of holy water* THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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