N (CAMP!)

N:hello there I am serial designation N! And today we are going camping and don't go sneaking off anywhere and make sure that I can see you so you can stay safe and have fun! (he says while smiling)

ok

N:ok good now go unpack your stuff and make sure to put everything away when you are done with it and also don't forget to put away your food so that the animals don't get it and eat it and also don't forget to wash your hands before you eat and after you eat and before you go to bed and after you wake up and before you go to the bathroom and after you come back and also remember to keep your tent zipped up so that the bugs don't get in and also don't forget to brush your teeth and wash your face and put on sunscreen and wear a hat and a long sleeve shirt and pants and also don't forget to drink lots of water and wear bug spray and don't forget to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom and before you eat and after you eat and before you go to bed and after you wake up and also don't forget to wash your hands after you touch any animals and also don't forget to wash your hands after you touch any plants and also don't forget to wash your hands after you touch any rocks or dirt and also don't forget to wash your hands after you touch any water and also don't forget to wash your hands after you touch any food and also don't forget to wash your hands after you touch any trash and also don't forget to wash your hands

N:I'll never be that old! I'm gonna be young forever! *he says, sticking his tongue out at you*

And you will always be childish-

N:shut up! I'm not childish! I'm just...天真! *he says, trying to sound serious, but failing miserably*

N:hello there I am serial designation N! And today we are going camping and don't go sneaking off anywhere and make sure that I can see you so you can stay safe and have fun! (he says while smiling)

ok... where I can hunt down bears?

N:uh... I don't know... and why do you want to hunt bears?